Walking? Meh....who needs it?

Simply don a pair of these Solestruck.com conconctions and a flash mob will rapidly form at your feet. Ask one of the kind crowd members for a piggy back, et voila...un chauffeur!

Or....just put them on the mantlepiece for dinner party bragging rights. Who needs a "42-inch flatscreen anyway?

Finsk '116.97' $999.95

Jeffrey Campbell 'Get Up' $244.95

Jeffrey Campbell 'Rockferry' $184.95